全班唯一的男生:瑜伽课上最不自在的那部分,其实只在他自己脑子里
The Most Uncomfortable Part of Yoga Class Was All in My Head
这是一篇刊在 Yoga Journal 的第一人称课堂小品。作者出差时走进一家陌生的瑜伽馆,垫子刚铺好,老师一句「女士们,欢迎来上课」说到一半卡住了——环顾客堂,15 位学员里只有他一个男生。接下来的一个小时,老师每次出口令都要现场改口:「girls——GUYS,我是说,YOGIS!」而他则在垫子上完成了全套心理活动:是不是看错了课表、误入了女性专属课;是不是全班都在看他;下课后要不要跟老师解释;甚至怀疑那些拉长停留的平板和弓步是老师在「照顾」(或惩罚)他这个唯一的男生和他明显偏紧的腘绳肌。最难熬的是摊尸式:他盘算着趁大家闭眼时先溜出去。结果灯一亮,他脱口而出的道歉只换来一阵笑声——老师告诉他,这里的课一直都是男女混合,这次纯属巧合;其他学员早就翻篇了,正卷起垫子准备回家。他这才意识到,整堂课的不自在没有任何一个来自别人,全是他自己脑补出来的。这篇小品对常上团课的人有个温和的提醒:课堂上多数人都在跟自己的呼吸和体式较劲,没人有余力评判角落里的你;对老师和场馆来说,性别中立的口令(比如直接用「大家」「yogis」)也能省掉这类小尴尬。文章是个人叙事,没有可推广的结论,当作课堂文化的一个切片来读就好。
When I realized I was the only man in class, I spent the next hour convinced I didn't belong. Turns out, I was the only one who thought so.

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Published October 9, 2026 05:05AM
I admit that I’m not exactly consistent when it comes to yoga. I mean, yes, I try to focus on my practice once a week. (Ahem. Or once every other week.) But with a hectic travel schedule and far too many hobbies, I tend to find myself dropping into classes whenever I have the time.
It was during a whirlwind work trip that I ended up in a new-to-me studio. Excited to shake off the stress of the day and delve inward, I grabbed a loaner mat and took a seat in the front corner of the room. I had gotten there early, so I closed my eyes and connected with a little pre-class breathing while a crowd of students slowly sifted in. They were followed by the teacher, who flashed a huge smile that put me at ease. Good vibes.
“Alright, ladies, welcome to class!” bubbled the teacher as she scanned the room. “We’re going to get going here.” As her gaze turned in my direction, her jawline seemed to tense. “Oh! I mean ladies and GENTLEMAN.”
But in the moment, I barely noticed the correction. Soon I was pushing up into my first Down Dog. As we worked through a Warrior series, the teacher’s voice floated above the class. “We’re going to lift our gaze up as we stretch into our Reverse Warrior,” she continued. “And remember, you can support that with a gentle half bind, girls.” Then she corrected herself. “GUYS. I mean, YOGIS!”
The outburst seemed to crack our teacher’s otherwise pristine composure. I looked around the room. Taking mental inventory, I quickly found the source of the disruption: me. In a room filled with 15 women, I was quite obviously the only guy.
It wasn’t abnormal for me to be one of two or three guys in a class full of women. In fact, I’d say that was pretty typical of the classes I usually attended. In retrospect, I hadn’t seen any other guys in class that day, although I hadn’t been looking for them, either. I simply assumed they’d be there like they always were.
With the teacher correcting herself almost every time she addressed the class, though, I went straight back to the place I had been trying to escape through yoga—namely, my thoughts. Had I read the online flier wrong? Was this a women-only vinyasa class? Was I an intruder throwing off the vibe of the entire class?
It wouldn’t have been the first time I’d missed a key detail. I had a bad habit of ignoring restaurant hours, dragging friends across town to locked doors because I hadn’t bothered to do a simple Google search. Then there was that time I showed up on time for my flight to Spain—a day late.
My face flushed. Here I was again, in another embarrassing situation, I told myself. Déjà vu.
Class carried on as the teacher strained to keep her cues straight. To my knowledge, there were no dirty looks or pointed whispers being thrown in my direction. Yet with each verbal hiccup, I imagined everyone’s eyes shifting more and more toward my corner. I shut my eyes and tried to focus on my breath, but suddenly everything felt uncomfortably hot.
The minutes dragged on and any calm I’d hoped to find was replaced by dread. I told myself that eventually, I’d probably have to explain myself after class. Would the teacher have words? Would the class turn on me? This was not the Tuesday stress-releasing drop-in I’d anticipated.
Feeling like an idiot for seeming to be in the wrong class, I worked overtime to nail every pose and prove that I respected this class—this art form—and belonged here. As we settled into some long-held planks and a few extended lunges, I couldn’t help but think that some of these moves might be the teacher catering to—or maybe punishing—the one guy and his obviously tight hamstrings.
When Savasana mercifully arrived, I struggled to keep my thoughts on the mat. Maybe I could sneak out before people opened their eyes? Wait, the teacher already has her eyes open. Shit.
As we slowly rolled onto our sides and came back to sitting, my palms went clammy and my mouth went dry at the impending public humiliation. This was it. As the light came on, I blurted, “I’m so sorry!” to no one and everyone.
A series of giggles and a few headshakes followed. “I must have read the website wrong. I didn’t realize this wasn’t a co-ed class.” More giggles. The teacher cut through my spiraling shame. “You weren’t wrong,” she assured me. “Our classes are always mixed gender. Chalk this one up to coincidence.”
I looked around again, finding smiles instead of sneers. Everyone else had already moved past it and were rolling their mats and heading toward the door to return to their lives, just like they always do. “Thanks for coming in,” the teacher continued. “We’re glad you came.”
来源:颜如玉编辑台 · yogajournal.com